My thighs are bigger than my chances in life

(Source: worthlessand-weak)

ddistiller:

my oral sex skills are about the only good thing i have going for me in life

we-found-our-own-reasons-to-sing:

my brother is really homophobic and he tried to insult me by saying “at least i’m not gonna marry a girl!” and i started laughing and he got the most mortified look on his face because he tried so hard to insult my sexuality but he actually just made himself sound gay boom i win

(Source: xbamboobonesx)

viserystargeryen:

viserystargeryen:

my auntie brought us these weird circular pediatric things from Hong Kong

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so, naturally

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sTOP reLBOGGING THIS IT WAS A STUPID DECISION ON A STUPID DAY IT WAS A WEEK AGO OK I’VE CHANGED